I miss my left nostril.
So, I heard that this was going to be the worst flu season in a billion bajillion years, and I scoffed and guffawed and laffed, because, hah, I'm at the peak of health! No illness shall befall me! Never!
So here I am, breathing through only one nostril, wrapped up in my blanky, sweating even though it's only 73ºF in here (that's usually frigid for me), thinking maybe dying won't be so bad after all.
At least it's Christmastime... I love Christmas... just gotta keep telling myself that... it's Christmas, happiest time of the year...
Cough. Sneeze. Sniff.
Happy holidays, everyone.