1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: "absorbption when you line them up against human rights abuses in the Third".
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
Some cook books
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Some drivel on the Communist News Network
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time?
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
7: When did you last step outside? What were you doing? When I got back from my God-awful day at work. I was dragging myself through the door.
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at? Mobycom web boards
9: What are you wearing? My monkeypants and a lavender tank top.
10: Did you dream last night?
Yes, and it was something very, very strange involving a fast-food restaurant, a kakapo, a '67 Ford Mustang, and Barry Manilo. I'm not kidding.
11: When did you last laugh? When I was playing with my kitty. He makes me smile. Or maybe when I was talking to my penguin. He makes me happy.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in? Nothing. I'm in the dining room.
13: Seen anything weird lately? I work in DC. So yes.
15: What is the last film you saw? I think it was Pushing Tin, but it's been a while
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? A car, most likely. And a great deal would be spent on a personal library.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Abolish all abortions, with very very few exceptions (eg, tubal pregnancy)
19: Do you like to dance? Scottish Highland
21: Would you ever consider living abroad? I may have to, so yeah, I'm up for anything... as long as I can eventually come back home to Virginy.